Me walking into the office Monday morning:

“Blah…stupid tube…left the house at 7:50am and its now 10am! Stuck in traffic for 30 minutes due to rain. Central line suspended. Circle and District lines delayed. Hopped onto Piccadilly line, for it to stop between every single stop all the way to Knightsbridge!!! Then come out to see the 137 bus pulling away…makes me wonder why I bothered to come into work at all.”

And you wonder why commuter rage exists?!?!

With reference to the Euro lottery:

“I take it that because we’re all sitting at our desks…none of us won the millions on Friday then!?!”

Yep that’s right…I missed out on the winnings…oh well, there’s always next time!